Okay, first off some general stuff I want to get out in the open before starting the actual rant. I'm finally free. One more day of school and I have nothing left to do for it, so yay holidays. That means that I'll have time to think up things to draw and then actually have the time to put them on paper. WOOT.

So yeah. On to my Lost-brainspasms. I'm gonna describe both eps in one rant, because I really can't remember what stuff happened in what episode; so that means no whatsoever chronological orders of any kind. But hey, it's Lost. Hearts to Jughead by the way, that episode was awesome because it featured lots of Dan being randomly scientific.

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The Lie & Jughead
Okay, how awesome was it to see Frank again. I love him. I hate Jack; just when you think he can't get any more of an ass, he manages to do just that by telling Hurley to shut up or else. Way to go, Jearface, we'll talk in, say, three years from now. And I hate to see Hurley and Sayid as non-BFF's. ;___; And then three years later Hurley put an unconscious Sayid in a truck and went for a roadtrip.

OH SNAP IT WAS ANA LULU AND LIBBY SAID HEY.
And then Hurley went to see Cheech and then his mom was like HOOGO WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS DEAD IRAQI ON MY COUCH? And Hoogo went all smokemonsterdharmafreakseyelinerguysawyerisreallyhotfreighterdudesjacob;______________________________________; And then, Hoogo's mom went all ILU BB. DON'T CRAI. And I just thought Hoogo's mom was the best mom evar.

And then, after being hit in the neck with poison darts, being repeatedly stomped and shot and thrown in a van and driven across town and thrown on a couch and being thrown in a pick-up truck with a blanket over his head to smother whatever little breath it was he could still inhale, Sayid STILL managed to kick Jack's ass. Well, almost. Sayid was taught never to hit girls, and Jack cries like one.

HURLEY THREW A HOTPOCKET AT BEN WTF HAHA. And Hurley noted how Sayid is a parttime ninja. AND BEN, IF YOU ALWAYS HAVE A PLAN WHY DIDN'T YOU FORSEE HURLEY PLAYING THE BATSHIT CARD? In Hurley's defense, I probably wouldn't get into a van in middle of the night with Benry either, but that's just me.

LOL, BEN DELIVERED LOCKE'S CORPSE AT MRS. LOVETT'S.

By the way, isn't it dumb that Sun doesn't blame Kate for Jin's death when it's pretty much her fault? "Take the baby, I'll get Jin." Stupid Kate.

AND AND Mrs Hawking oh what the eff are you doing here; you make Benry nervous and spastic and that is never a good sign.

CUTE DESPENNY BAYBEEEEEE DespennyBaby was all OCH and Des was all AH'M SOO PROUD LEH'T NAME HIM CHAH-LEE Y/N? Is Charlie named after the actual Charlie or Penneh's dad? Wait, with all the timetravel and whatnot... maybe little Charlie IS Charles kjfadskjfdkj I AM MY OWN GRANDPAAAAAAA. D: Also Penny makes the craziest faces every now and then.

And Dan what the hell is wrong with you? Your flashback hair gets worse every episode, I ddin't know you were sporting a Jareth-do. Also no more frying people's brains. Here's a thought: is this Theresa Boone's Theresa?? EEE EEE EEE **psycho theme**

WHO'S DANNY FARADAY'S MOMMA? OCH DES, YEW BEST FIND HER SOOHN AHS POHSSIBLE OR PENNEH WILL KICK YOUR AHSS. And you look fabulously delicious in that Blue Sweater with Blue Coat and scarf.

On island
Godammit Frogurt, stop dissing Rose and Bernard and go die in a fire. OH WAIT. When are these redshirts gonna realise that a red shirt is not the way to go on Lost? Anyways, random arrow attack made me hope for Suliet WOOHOO They are cute together^^. And then of course they got captured by some random Others and Locke pwned them big time with a huge fuckoff knife, like we expected him to. And then Juliet was all DA VINCI JULIUS CEASAR ALPHA OMEGA, BITCH. And all Eddie Izzard fans were like OH NOES, SHE SPEAKS A DEAD LANGUAGE! HEAD FOR THE HILLS! HEAD FOR AZERBAIJAN!! And one of those Other dudes actually did that, only he went straight for Otherville, and Richard was all "UR DOIN IT WRONG" and gave him a time out.

And then Locke was like "Google maps>Otherville> PWNED." And he marched in there and went all RESPECT MAH AUTHORITAH on Richard and Locke was all SKDFJDSFJS and Random Other was all BITCH PLEASE and Richard went WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU WIDMORE and we were like ADFKJDSKJFJDFKDJ WIDMORE OMG and Richard made an ORLY-face at Locke for the rest of the episode. Also, I'm beginning to think that maybe Locke isn't special at all: I mean, Richard only visited him as a kid/possible leader because Locke said he was their leader. And Locke became their leader because Richard followed him his entire life and thought he was up to scratch. Because Locke said so. Chicken/egg, anyone?

So then Dan, Miles and Charlotte ran through the bush got captured and also met up with Richard, who was mighty fierce if I might add, and who interrogated Dan and DAN CONFESSED HIS UNDYING LOVE FOR CHARLOTTE ADFSKFJDKFJD CHARLADAY FOR THE WIN!!! And Richard obviously fell for the Undying Love scheme as he himself is Undying. Duh. Also there was something about a bomb but I was way too preoccupied with Charladay to notice that.

AND THEN EVERYTHING WENT SCREWY AGAIN AND CHARLOTTE DROPPED FACE-DOWN TO THE FLOOR WITH A NOSEBLEED FROM TOO MUCH DAN-EXPOSURE AND DAN WAS ALL SNIFFY AND CALLING HER "SHAR-LUT" AND IT WAS SUPER SAD. ;__________________________;

The End.

I wonder how many characters it would take to break this journal....